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05 November 2009 @ 01:06 pm
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Film theory is stupid. It can’t just be two male friends, it has to be an Oedipus relationship, it cant just be a building skyline, it has to be a bunch of dicks. Its never just a woman, its either one representing castration somehow or the mother and she is never just talking, she is always spurting lines about more dicks, no matter how much it sounds like a conversation about baking, or trees or a table. Since desire only comes from repression, we can understand from this that all film theorists are secretly into dick jokes and can't get laid because they are constantly trying to find the hidden meaning in life’s rich tapestry. BULLSHIT!

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FILTHY LITTLE SECRETS: first love[richmond][info]japanese_fucker on November 5th, 2009 09:39 am (UTC)
This just made my day.

Also, I completely agree.
williamlee[info]williamlee on November 5th, 2009 08:43 pm (UTC)
Hahaha! I agree. Don't forget, the reason why the movie Alien scares us is because it's all about a giant vagina castrating all the men in the film. (Hence why another vagina is required to kill off the vagina dentata)
Joanne[info]ujaku on November 9th, 2009 12:40 am (UTC)
Lol. Dicks and vaginas. Nice.